On Star as a Spiritual Guide
“Rabbi.”
“Yes.”
“I know who you are,” said the voice, “I can tell where you are exactly.”
“Tell me where I am” I said.
“You are in your car in front of your home.”
Quite startled I answered, “I believe you are right.”
The voice continued. “I can tell you where you are at all times. If you need help I can help you. Imagine, if you get lost I will help you find directions. Even if you become unable to reach for help I will do it for you.”
Now, being a bit of a skeptic, I asked “Can you really help me find a kosher restaurant? I need one now,” I said.
“Sure,” came the answer. In less than 30 seconds the voice said “There is a kosher restaurant in the vicinity and I will help you get there.”
I thought I had finally arrived. God Almighty is speaking to me. I have reached new spiritual heights. I asked, and God answered, so I thought.
But, lo and behold, to my great surprise, it wasn’t God nor my guardian angel, it was my new General Motors factory installed On-Star program speaking. It comes free with a new car purchase and is activated by the owner when learning how to use the car.
I thought God was with me at all times and places. But instead of God being my co-pilot On-Star had kicked in. I always felt that if I got lost or was in an accident I would pray and call to God for help. But now I am told that it is not necessary as On-Star will always be with me. If an accident happens On-Star will automatically contact the Police, Fire Department, or Paramedics.
I soon became aware that the GM Company will contact me by E-mail and let me know how my car is feeling. It will let me know when I need an oil change, air in my tires, or other incidentals. It can also tell me how many miles I have driven and offer me a gas allowance.
Oh, how great technology is, I thought.
Jokingly I asked the On-Star operator, the person behind the voice, if On-Star could also tell me my spiritual condition? Does it let me know how things are going, like do I need more good deeds or spirit in my religious practice? She took my remarks in good taste and concluded the conversation.
Still sitting in my car I contemplated what had happened. I thought how wonderful it would be if there would indeed be a spiritual On-Star giving us directions when we are spiritually off base, calling us in case of emergencies to remember God and prayer. It may be that On-Star is onto something, reminding us that the star of the show is truly God. Guaranteed 24/7 / 365.